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World War P

Coming exclusively to The Dead Times, developer of I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1 has announced World War P. In the game, our luck-less hero - known as Carrotface - has to battle his way through a huge number of maps set in a dangerous and hostile world infested with brain-craving Peas. The environments will span everywhere from run-down rural areas (many with, as we are promised, fully functioning sinks) to breath-takingly high volcanoes! This will be one fiery entry into the Pea-apocalypse genre.

"I just wanted to do something without Zombies in it. I thought, what could I have instead; Clowns - boring, Sasquatches - been there, dinosaurs - so last year. Then it hit me. Peas! We need to have a game with Peas in it!!!"

In all honesty, we cannot confirm who actually said that; it may have been the developer and he look very developer-like, so, yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and say it was the developer. Maybe.

Anyway, the game is treading new ground in terms of technology. Describe as a tri-stick shooter, it will be heading to next generation consoles, PC and various Virtual Reality platforms I have forgotten the names of, sometime before Hell freezes over. That said, we were told that delays are possible.

A rare glimpse at some early concept art - just look at those hideous smiles!

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Looks like more than one type of Pea will make an appearance

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