THE DEAD TIMES
DEAD ARE COMING...
The Fun Times
Just 2 days ago I posted an article about why Zombies are on the road to eventual doom. Well, today I am calling time on the walking pusbags - they're over, done, finished, kaput. What does that mean for The Dead Times I hear you cry? I'm glad you asked, Jimmy. From next week, The Dead Times will be no more... the site will now be called The Fun Times and it won't focus on re-animated dead, oh no sir, they are so last year. Clowns are the hip new thing going around - they're fun, they're flappy, they occasional kill people and sometimes abduct small children but, mostly, they are just plain awesome! Man, I love clowns so much I have no idea why I dedicated this site - and a large portion of my life - to Zombies. I mean, come on, who really wants to read about undead beings rising from death and mindlessly roaming the Earth, feasting on any living person they come across while spreading whatever unholy force brought them back to the pathetic husk of life they now exhibit. Errgh - that is just gross. To make up for my absent mindedness and totally expunge the living dead from my psyche, every article I've written, movie review I've posted and picture I've commented on will be permanently and irrevocably deleted. The future is bright. The future is white with pink polka dots. The future is Clowns!
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It's all change in this extra special announcement article; out with the old, in with the new.
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Announcements
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DATE UPLOADED:
01/04/2018